A good jockey doesn't need orders and a bad jockey couldn't carry them out anyway; so it's best not to give them any - Lester Piggott
My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us - Henny Youngman
When you are on a great horse, you have the best seat you will ever have - Sir Winston Churchill
Any money I put on a horse is a sort of insurance policy to prevent it from winning - Frank Richardson
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position - Henny Youngman